LOOTDOG
is crazy about Base Chain!
Wild about it's tiny fees!
Wild about it's speed!
Wild about it's name sounding
almost the same as Baz
the CEO of LOOTDOG.
Did you know that Baz is a real dog?
And that he's known
as the 'Woof of Wall St?'
So when you're
the Woof of Wall St
you better have big plans.
And LOOTDOG has BIG plans!
We aim to create a huge community of Fun-fi that stops people being SNAFU.
And in the process we hope to draw mega attention to the amazing qualities of Base Chain.
We really do think Base is fantastic. That's why we launched on it.
We are not foozling you!
It's a love thing baby.
Base Chain tech helps LOOTDOG spread the word about Baz and
the Woof of Wall St's Fun-fi.
THE DOGTIONARY
LOOTS: term used by Baz coz he's got a bitchin stick
STICKS: dog money. Grows on trees
MUNY: refers to Sticks. Grows on trees
REAL MONEY: means of exchange issued by governments. Doesn't grow on trees normally
LOOTDOG: word that refers to Baz and the Stickoshis muny project
BAZ: Baz is a dog
CEO: Baz is LOOTDOG CEO
STICKOSHIS: Dog money that has been digitalised because Baz is an eco dog and wants to save the trees so they are not chopped down for loots. There are 950 million LOOTDOG STICKOSHIS
extra dope below...
DOGTIONARY cont...
Real sticks are different than stickoshis coz they grow on trees and your dog can do loots and flexes with them.
STICKOSHIS are eco dog muny sticks only useful for a larf or as a means of barter
if any given individuals
or massive groups of individuals, should happen to attribute some form
of value to them.
They are not issued by governments. We hope this doesn't come as a shock. It's a crazy world.
Sit down and take a breath.
We LOVE
LOOTDOG STICKOSHIS simply for what they are, coz we are dogs kindof
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DOGTIONARY cont...
DOGS: animals with 4 legs which bark, luv sticks, and are funny and loyal. Also can refer to people who are friends as in "Hey, dog!" Or "They's a real dog."
STEALTH LAUNCH: the only way to dive into a pool unnoticed on a hot day O'course the splash screws it
SNAFU: Situation normal,
all fugged up
FUGGING: Norty, but the reason we are all here
FUGG: Still norty, just less letters,
and still the reason we are all here
GET FUGGED: Never used by Baz
coz he's a CEO
"Roadmap? Oh boy, you guys crack me up! Look, that's not really a dog thing. Day by day is dog. Tomorrow? Not so much dog in that. But what the heck. Ok ok a roadmap.
Here we go coz I'm a CEO:"
Stealth launch.
WOOF WOOF!
Oh, that's fugged it
Collaborations and partnerships
Building LOOTDOG pack
DEX listings
Baz looting at the beach
CEX Listings
LOOTDOG NFTs
LOOTDOG Game
LOOTDOG Cartoon
LOOTDOG MERCH
“Typical...on about a big stick...well, small sticks are cool too!
And why's Einstein saying stuff? He's ded“
“This mug just gave away his stash. I know where this is at. Betcha he buried sh*t there“
“Shoot! Wrong link”
“Fuggin doggy link!”
“Who farted in the lounge???”
“Just doing my job”
“Stickoshis man! Never saw it coming!!”
“That mutt's on powder!”
Don't bark up the wrong tree just coz you've got an IQ - hey, it's not your fault 🫦 - open your mind and source your info from neurodiverse species! Animals sense stuff that we don't. They see the world differently 🐸. Maybe they know sh*t that we don't 🦉. Plus maybe we don't know sh"t. Profhound huh 🐕?
Do you have animals that talk sense too? 🦜Why not post what they say
on our Twitter - HTTPS://X.COM/STICKOSHI
We could all learn a lot and big-up 💪 the profile of species neurodiversity via Your Animals Perspectives (YAP).
Baz is a champion of YAP ❤️ as well as CEO of LOOTDOG.
Hey Elephants are big 🐘. I mean big ass big. Ooh-la-la. Yeah, no reason to mention that here but WTF.
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